- i was born in Baltimore, MD and have always lived within 20 minutes
of the hospital i was born at
 
- my birth sign is scorpio
 
- i do, in fact, present many of the personality traits associated with scorpios.
 
- my birth stone is yellow topaz.
 
- i hate the color yellow
 
- i am unabashedly a liberal and a feminist
 
- i own porn.
 
- my senior year of college, my roommate and i covered our entire bathroom in playgirl centerfolds
 
- i really miss my college roommates and the relationship we all had with one another
 
- i have gone dumpster diving in the middle of a thunderstorm. i recovered from that adventure: a couple of scratched but playable cds, a ton of textbooks which i later sold on half.com for $30 and a rubber duckie collection
 
- i have a degree in writing and english literature
 
- i have never used my degree in writing and english literature, but i had fun getting it and thats what counts right?
 
- when i went to college, i was going to be a studio art major. then i was going to be a psych major. then i decided that a writing degree would be more useful.
 
- i have a tendency to make bad decisions
 
- i own more books than cds
 
- i have read just about all of them (at least partially)
 
- my favorite book is The Great Gatsby
 
- my favorite poet is Loiuse Gluick
 
- my favorite poem (which happens to be by Loiuse Gluick) is "The Untrustworthy Speaker"
 
- coming in for a close second is Dylan Thomas' "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night"
 
- i can recite from memory the first 4 or so stanzas of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"
 
- i prefer american literature over british lit
 
- i prefer black tea over green, but drink green more often because i know its good for me
 
- my favorite color is blue
 
- i had blue eyes as a child, but sometime during my teenage years they turned to a greenish/bluish/gray like color
 
- when people ask me my eye color i tell them my eyes are the color of the ocean (depending on which ocean youre thinking of, its true)
 
- when i yawn, i turn my tongue completely sidways in my mouth - to the right
 
- i can write in mirror image
 
- i can also write left-handed
 
- i have not yet mastered left-handed mirror image though
 
- if i stop to tie one of my shoes, i always have to tie the other as well
 
- i have a license plate collection which hangs on my current bedroom wall
 
- i did not steal any of them
 
- but i did once steal a traffic cone and then decorated it with christmas lights and called it a tree
 
- i played varisty softball in high school. my position was right bench
 
- i have a stuffed animal i keep on my bed, a green turtle named Mr. Bear
 
- i have absolute confidence in my ability to figure out how to do just about anything on my own - this is because i know how to 1. read directions, 2. use the internet and 3. locate my local public library
 
- an ex once told me that something she loved about me was that, even if i didnt know how to do something or how to answer a question, i would make it up as i went along, sounding completely sure of the answer, and because of this, she always had faith in my ability to solve any problem
 
- all my pets are named after shakespearean characters
 
- ive always secretly liked vegetables.
 
- except brussel sprouts. i hate brussel sprouts.
 
- i love sad songs
 
- i cant stand fashion trends and usually revolt against them, but im really looking forward to the imminent return of grunge
 
- i had to do a report on Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, the painter, for art class in the 9th grade. part of the assignment was to also copy one of the artist's works. this was the first time i discovered that i was, in fact, a stunningly good copy artist.
 
- i have also copied van gogh, dali, and thomas kinkaid with remarkable accuracy.
 
- my drinking habits in college were funded almost entirely by those copy artist skills. youd be surprised how easy it was to copy a state ID
 
- i am a photoshop god
 
- i am a neat-freak. to the point of OCD almost.
 
- i do not, however, ever clean the kitchen floor. in four years of college i never once washed the kitchen floor. i also have never washed the kitchen floor of the apartment i have been living in for over a year
 
- it will drive me crazy if i leave a glass sitting on the coffee table
 
- but it doesnt bother me in the least bit that my kitchen floor is dirty
 
- im currently pursuing a masters in computer science
 
- i have problems making decisions
 
- i always put my left sock on before the right. i dont think about it, its just habit
 
- my minor in college was gender studies. i enjoyed it more than the writing or english literature
 
- i was vice president of the art club in high school
 
- growing up, my family life was dysfunctional and abusive
 
- it is not surprising that i do not have a close relationship with either my mother or father
 
- i am very close with my brother. he is one of my best friends
 
- as children, my brother and i spent most of our time plotting the others death
 
- when i get angry, i clean. when i feel discontent with my life, i move the furniture around
 
- my favorite color combination is red, black and grey/silver
 
- my car is silver with a red and black interior
 
- i have a cat. his name is robin goodfellow. i call him puck. (see previous mention of naming all my animals after shakespeare's characters)
 
- i prefer vanilla ice cream over chocolate
 
- im queer. i was born that way. ask my mother
 
- my kinsey scale number is 4
 
- i also have the most anti-climactic coming out stories you will ever hear
 
- my most visited websites are google.com, dictionary.com and cnn.com
 
- i absolutely have to read the news every day or else i feel completely disconnected
 
- ive been working since i was 15
  - i got my first job illegally. i was under-age by a year and worked more than 30 or more hours a week - way more than the 20 allowed by law for minors
 
- i went to a lutheran high school
 
- at the time i thought it was an excellent education. looking back i realize that what they truly taught me was how to hate myself and others like me - anyone who wasnt white, upper-middle class, christian and republican
 
- i am highly disappointed not only in that school but also in the friends i had made there. 5 years later, most of them still practice the hate they learned there
 
- i went to a catholic college, and i learned more love, respect and acceptance in just one year there than i ever did in 4 years of high school
 
- neither of my parents were religious
 
- as a child, i loved astronomy
 
- the first thing i ever bought with my own money was a telescope
 
- i have three freckles on my left arm which form the shape of the constellation "orion's belt"
  - i consider myself to be dualistic in nature. nothing about me is black and white, its always a little bit of both.
 
- example: i hate change, yet i crave it.
 
- i am awful at spelling and grammar
 
- i prefer to read and write non-fiction, with my favortism leaning heavily on creative non-fiction
 
- im afraid of heights
 
- i am INSANELY afraid of bees (and anything else that buzzes and could possibly be a bee)
 
- im highly allergic to bees. they sting me often because of it
 
- my heritage is italian, german and scottish.
 
- i went to italy in 2003 and fell madly in love with the country and the culture
 
- i secretly (or not so secretly) desire to be an american ex-pat
 
- if you google my last name, you get a whole bunch of stuff about third reich germany
 
- that creeps me out, so i tend to leave out the german when people ask me my heritage. thankfully i look more italian than german, so i get away with it easily
 
- i own an atari. i think its still the best video game system there ever was
 
- my lucky number is 3
 
- i dont like giving or receiving red roses. its way too overdone. i tend to be a daisy person myself
 
- i have never been to Disney World
 
- i have never gotten a speeding ticket
  - im a very sentimental and emotional person, but i hide it well
 
- im also an excellent liar
 
- i hate making lists
 
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